111: June 2007

Saturday, 16 June 2007

Why Birth Control is important

Ultra funny

This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field.

>HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?
>HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad
>command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!
>HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it,
>where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.
>WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND:
>Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!
>HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless! HUSBAND: By default.
>WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning? HUSBAND: System
>unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot. WIFE: What is my value in your
>life? HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected. WIFE: Do you love me or your
>computer?! HUSBAND: Too many parameters. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
>HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close. WIFE: I will
>leave you forever! HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another
>user. WIFE: It's worthless talking to you! HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.
>WIFE: I am going!!! HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Before and after a Mariage

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Dear!

Now after the marriage, you can read everything starting from bottom to top !!!!