>HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?
>HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad
>command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!
>HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it,
>where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.
>WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND:
>Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!
>HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless! HUSBAND: By default.
>WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning? HUSBAND: System
>unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot. WIFE: What is my value in your
>life? HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected. WIFE: Do you love me or your
>computer?! HUSBAND: Too many parameters. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
>HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close. WIFE: I will
>leave you forever! HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another
>user. WIFE: It's worthless talking to you! HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.
>WIFE: I am going!!! HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.
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